so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just had sex bonerless
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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