Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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