Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
