My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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