erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we made out on top of his cat.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship