Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
