Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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