I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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