Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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