He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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