it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My vagina is officially offended.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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