So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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