So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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