Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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