I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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