i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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