I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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