im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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