New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What changed your mind?
Being sober
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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