So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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