i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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