I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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