He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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