And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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