Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think my mom watched the whole time
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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