You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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