Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We named our party play list daddy issues
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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