ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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