She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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