I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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