The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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