Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I have already put on my inside pants.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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