clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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