So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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