How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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