What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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