Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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