drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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