He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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