90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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