Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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