ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I'm passing your future prison.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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