and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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