I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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