I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You did what with his pubic hair?
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