Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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