Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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