what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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