New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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