You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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