Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize