he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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