Midget sex pt 2 tonight
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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