My brain says no but my pants say off.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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