i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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