There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im drinking this country out of the recession.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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