I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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